Pass the bong, man.

Tonight marks the beginning of the Harmonic Concordance, which is explained at length here. As usual, a snip to get your juices flowing;

"...We are standing on the threshold of what is being called "The Shift of the Ages." This involves a rare astrological configuration that takes place during a Lunar Eclipse. It also includes a once-in-a-lifetime occurrence when cosmic cycles within cycles within cycles involving hundreds of thousands of years are spiraling into one Universal Heartbeat. This rare event is opening a multidimensional doorway into the Divine Heart and Mind of God, thus creating a unique moment in time when the focused attention and positive expectations of millions of people around the world will have the potential of changing the course of history..."

Oh, yeah. Man, that's some good shit. Don't bogart that shit, either, motherfucker.

What the above article really talks about is the night when the forces align and the great door opens in the nether regions of this world and Yog-Sothoth-Indrid prefers to call him Yoggy-comes out to shamble the earth and seek his screaming food.

Everyone shoggoth with your shibboleth and wax pnakotic with the Necronomicon while you can. Party like it's 999, y'all. Self-flagellate and prostrate, lay it down like real old-school homiez and get your boogie on with an Innsmouth flair.

Indrid is sure to be there, dancing jerkily, somewhere.