Mullet
2003-07-18 at 10:01 p.m.
When in Wal-Mart, you must search for the mullet.
He will be in the electronics section most likely. About 35, maybe 40, he will be about 6 feet tall and egregiously obese. He will have a goatee but not have shaved the rest of his face in days.
And down his back, the party will flow.
You will wonder if he grew it to offset his receding chin, or maybe he has been in a coma since 1980-something and does not know the travesty that flows smoothly down his shoulders.
Either way, you must mark the morbidly obese mullet, and move along.
This has been your mullet oracle advisory for the day.
Look for more signs and wonders here soon.
