Still waiting for the "trifecta" to be complete-(thank you Fark for the idea,) but here's two 'whoops they're really dead people' stories recently in the news. Found courtesy of the Daily Rotten and Fark-linked above.
Story #1, a snip-"...Police on Friday removed the corpse of a man believed to have hanged himself at least a year ago after builders and students at Budapest's University of Arts had initially mistaken it for a modern sculpture."
Story #2-a snip from that;"...Police found the body after the elderly woman's family in Mississauga called officers and asked them to check in at the home to make sure she was all right. The family had not seen the woman since about 1995, police said."
"Dang. How long granma been down there cannin'...Y'all smell sumthin'?"
