(the above an actual title seen on a cassette tape for sale at a truckstop in Tennessee.)

Lot Lizard
Past her prime
Very fortyish thirtysomething
Glancing suspiciously
Around for the next horny ole boy
Who might just leave her
Beaten and without crack money
At the rest stop down the highway
The one the troopers ignore.

(note: a "Lot Lizard" is a trucker's term for a prostitute that works the parking lots of truckstops for tricks.)