(the story WILL continue...)
Meet Valerie here.
A bit of description-...Valerie is the most advanced android in the world having more degrees of freedom than any android shown up to now. She uses the AT&T speech synthesizer giving the most human-sounding voice available today. She is also easily the most anthropomorphic android available. She will have a high degree of artificial intelligence due to our proprietary AI software - and a generalized interface to the internet (the only existing super-intelligence).
Need a date, popular guy?
*shivers*
There are men out there who consider this a godsend. That is deeply disturbing.
Love it.